Peanuts or Pretzels? (Song)


Peanuts or Pretzels? (2013), for soprano & piano (PDF)
Duration: c. 1 minute
Please note: Purchasing this item will yield 1 digital download of the score PDF in US-Letter size.

Listen to the premiere by Autumn Allee & Yvonne Freckmann on YouTube here.


Peanuts or Pretzels?  is a one-minute song for soprano and piano from the perspective of a flight attendant. It was premiered by soprano Autumn Allee and the composer at piano.

Soprano, E-Ab5 range*, brief C4
*if transposition is requested, please contact the composer

1 minute

Lyrics of “Peanuts or Pretzels?”:
Welcome aboard Flight 9919 to Tuscon.
Our New York-based flight crew welcomes you.
Federal regulations prohibit tampering
with flight attendants.
If we do a water landing
try the backstroke.
Use care when storing small children in the overhead bins
as they may shift during flight.
Welcome aboard Flight 9919 to Tuscon.
Emergency Exits.
You may want to use them now.
(c) 2013 music & words by Yvonne Freckmann

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